Usually when you’re going to travel you study a pile of articles like “What to do in the trip and how to stay alive after it”. We decided to reverse and to make a little list of things you should never do if there’s a trip ahead:
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Don’t plan anything at all. Unreasoned decisions are so excited, fresh and impulsive! Sounds good for modern free-minded people. Well, of course, you won’t save money on tickets and accommodation (you pay three or even four times less if buy beforehand), but who cares? Travel is so economical leisure, you don’t have to think about money.
2. Never ever learn the culture of the country you’re going to. You can go to the bar in Italy with naked torso or criticize Chinese government in China, that will definitely injure the residents, but it is actually a common situation, yeah?
3. Don’t take medicines. You had to make insurance in order to open visa, so that must be enough. Medicines are not necessary at all. And generally speaking there are pharmacies on every corner, where you can buy everything you need. And if the pharmacy is closed or there isn’t a prescription for a particular medicine… Well, these situations are rare and they can be safely ignored. Oh, and don’t make vaccination in case you’re going to some exotic country. Finally, look par.1
4. Never ever have interest in exchange rate of the country you’re going to. A hundred to one there are a lot of nice people (especially near hotels and airports), who will change your dollars to local wrappers with great pleasure. And of course, the most profitable rate is provided for such transactions. What a joy to see so many good kind-hearted people around.
5. And finally: never ever book an apartment with Dobovo. You don’t want to be sure about actual existence of the apartment and conformity of all its features to those in the description. Confidence is for losers, yeah.
The only thing you need to do now is to learn all these rules and follow them strictly as well as you will follow the desire to eat at night. Have a good trip!